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HW#69: Anal is so much better...
March 26, 2009 09:40 PM PDT
I talk about risotto, venezuelan music, random stuff, and well, the usual. No piss drinking this episode. But maybe next week. Call 206-222-1920 email at hellowaffles[dot]blogspot.com or check out the website at hellowaffles.blogspot.com! HW#68: I'm out of Shape
March 18, 2009 07:10 PM PDT
Listen to me gasp for breath as I walk early in the morning. I also talk about the ballet, the quiet man, and I can't remember. Call the listener line! 206-222-1920 email comments to hellowaffles[at]gmail.com or leave comments at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com HW#67: I'm so bad.
March 08, 2009 02:36 PM PDT
This episode includes the most dangerous beach in California. I talk about Fat Tuesday, nature, what's been going on. 206-222-1920 is my new voicemail line. CALL IT! Please? Thanks. Or email to hellowaffles@gmail.com Thanks for listening! HW#66: Seasons Greetings!
December 19, 2008 06:26 PM PST
A podcast for the winter season. Wishing you the best whatever you celebrate. Comments to hellowaffles.blogspot.com or email at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or better yet CALL THE LISTENER LINE! 206-666-5063 Thanks so much for listening! HW#65: Archerr isn't the only one who can have gang bangs
December 10, 2008 08:03 PM PST
A long show about nothing really. 206-666-5063 or visit the blog at hellowaffles.blogspot.com I'll do comments next time! HW#64: Opera in the Park in December
December 08, 2008 08:53 PM PST
Opera in the park clip and comments. Please leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or email at hellowaffles@gmail.com or leave a voicemail at 206-666-5063. Thank you so much for listening! HW#63.5: REPOST: Public Urination
November 21, 2008 01:45 AM PST
Sorry no opera in the park. Discussion of protest, what protest means, past week, etc. Leave a voice mail 206-666-5063 or comment at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles@gmail.com HW#62: Before, After and NOW!
November 13, 2008 10:13 PM PST
I start off with an introduction about what's going on now. Visit jointheimpact.com and protest. Be an activist! Then I play soundclips from volunteering on a street corner with lesbians against prop 8 and after prop 8. If you want to hear me talk about the legal challenges listen to Archerradio.com episode number 805. When you go to the protest, record a sound clip and share it with us if you can! Comment at hellowaffles.blogspot.com
or better yet Call the listener line at 206-666-5063. Thanks for listening and your support! HW#61: Former Mormon Missionary Urges No On 8 Vote
October 28, 2008 12:02 AM PDT
As a former Mormon missionary, I urge everyone to vote no on proposition 8. In this podcast I also discuss Foucault (yet again), Gay Movies and how abominable they are, sinful activists, and the rapture. Okay, no rapture. PLEASE LEAVE ME AN I-TUNES REVIEW. CALL 206-666-5063. Comment at hellowaffles.blogspot.com HW#60: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOUCAULT!
October 17, 2008 02:06 AM PDT
I talk a great deal about Foucault, madness, laundry, sangria, und noch mehr! Okay, so October 15th is Foucault's birthday...fine. Won't you join me? And could you please leave a review at i-Tunes? I would love for it to be more au courant. The star rating is irrelevant, so long as the text is substantive. Please leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com website or per email at hellowaffles@gmail.com OR CALL THE LISTNER LINE at 206-666-5063 Thanks for listening. HW#59: Cut/Uncut
October 08, 2008 09:35 PM PDT
It's all about the package wrapping. And mormons. And other stuff too. CALL ME! 206-666-5063 or email hellowaffles@gmail.com or visit THE WEBSITE
hellowaffles.blogspot.com to leave a comment. When you participate, you make colors wave. Thanks! HW#58: Flower Curtain
September 25, 2008 12:29 AM PDT
Flower Curtain at SF Moma, Simon Boccanegra, a visit from my mother, a new nano, comments, et plus! Please leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com of per email at hellowaffles@gmail.com OR CALL THE LISTENER LINE at 206-666-5063 and be like Joe G and a DEVIL WORSHIPER. Okay, Joe G doesn't worship the devil but a literary invention by Jackie Collins. Thanks so much for listening! HW#57: Few things make you smell worse than Kimchi
September 17, 2008 01:26 AM PDT
Okay, so I'm a bit tired and otherwise inhibited on this podcast. I know I've said it before, but this is really most likely my worst. Let the unsubscription begin! In any case, please leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or call 206-666-5063 to leave a voice comment and be featured on the show. HW#56: Those who die are the ones who have nothing for which to struggle to live
August 28, 2008 11:51 PM PDT
This is a rather all-encompassing episode likely to not be a favorite among my special listeners. It is in sections. There are four recorded sections of my talking, a section addressing voice comments (THANK YOU DFRANGER.BLOGSPOT.COM and REALITYANDPRESENCE.BLOGSPOT.COM respectively Johnny and Daniel), text comments, thanks to Michael and Brian. Be a part of Hellowaffles, send voicemails at 206-666-5063 or leave a comment. Or tell Kalvin about your dirtiest secret. He will draw it for you in a cartoon and send it to you. Maybe. Secrets should be sent to hellowaffles@gmail.com. Thanks for listening! HW#55: Just a little bit of anal ghosts
August 13, 2008 10:42 AM PDT
Join Matthew and me for a chat about buttermilk, cake, anal ghosts, and more!
HW#54: Is anyone still subscribed?
August 06, 2008 12:04 PM PDT
I've been gone for a long time. SORRY! Click here to download. This show: Waffles Rap (thank you Weegie you sexy fagbeast)
Brief interlude Dolores park talk Book Reviews:
Movie: Up the Yangtze French Sounds... Provincetown
How lovely is shopping at Bloomingdale's: a tribute to Jose Blog comments Sandman is gonna get you. Please leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com or call the listener line 206-666-5063 or email at hellowaffles@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!!! HW#53: Fags are so frequently faggots
May 22, 2008 10:52 AM PDT
I'm in Dolores Park again. I talk about books I'm reading, Big Sur, Whales and everybody's favorite: marriage. Take a listen. Please leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com or emails at hellowaffles@gmail.com. OR even better, call the listener line at 206-666-5063. HW#52: Hemp makes me Happy
May 13, 2008 10:46 AM PDT
Topics discussed: Wittgenstein, Atheism, Diets, Planes, Military, Lesbians, Food. Comments to hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com or per email at hellowaffles@gmail.com. Also you can call the listener line! 206-666-5063. Thanks for listening! HW#51: Dolores Park
May 09, 2008 10:56 AM PDT
I catch each listener up on my trip to the Northwest. There were exciting locales such as Tillamook, Seattle Eagle, and bad restaurants. For D: quote comes from Saint Genet in my edition on page 134-136 translated by Bernard Fechtman. It is in the very end of the chapter The Eternal Couple of The Criminal and the Saint. Please leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com and have your comment addressed on the show. You can send me an email to hellowaffles@gmail.com and I will not read it on the show. Call in to the listener line and have your message played in a future episode: 206-666-5063. Thanks for listening! And thanks for the podart you kinky contributors. Click here to download. HW#50: Readings
April 22, 2008 10:47 AM PDT
You might hate this episode. I read passages that have struck me and discuss them. It includes more Sartre, and some readings from Leatherfolk. Hope that you enjoy. Please leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com or per email at hellowaffes@gmail.com You can also call the listener line! 206-666-5063. Thanks for listening! HW#49: Nude Beach
April 18, 2008 10:21 AM PDT
There are many topics and clips. 1. Hike on Mount Diablo
Thanks so much for listening. You can leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com or call 206-666-5063 to have them discussed on the show. Or email me at hellowaffles@gmail.com and your comments will not be discussed on the show. Thanks so much for listening. Click here to download. HW#48: Brutally Hot Scott Daddy Lets Kalvin Know How It Really Is
April 13, 2008 08:16 AM PDT
This show is a conversation (well, mostly my asking questions) between Scott Daddy and me. He's quite entertaining and very endearing. The music in the show is to serve as a counterpoise of other ways of thinking about power. The show was very long, so I will address comments on the next show which should be relatively soon (next couple days). Enjoy! Visit Scott Daddy at ScottDaddy.com Or Subscribe to Leatherbound through i-tunes or your favorite podcatcher. Leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com
Thanks for listening! Click here to download. HW#47: A reintroduction
April 03, 2008 07:36 PM PDT
I talk a little bit about basics and values. I talk about gay marriage, s/m, children, (boy does that sound bad next to each other), Brahms, psych meds, muscle bears, and much much more! An awful musical number closes out the podcast. Leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com
Thanks for listening! HW#46: Thor
March 31, 2008 07:42 PM PDT
In this podcast, I talk about bathroom sex on Thursdays. I hope you enjoy my April 1st show! HW#45: Others
March 28, 2008 01:28 AM PDT
Okay, so I start off by making a stupid mistake and call this podcast episode number #44. It's number #45. Obviously. I'm musing over the lines between being and object and subjectivity. I talk about being called smart, and what that means. I talk about Jean Genet and Sartre. I talk about Edmund White. I talk about you. That's right, you! Okay, so that means I read and respond to comments. It's not super light-hearted or exciting, but I talk about baking cookies. Maybe if you ask me for some I could get you a taste. But wouldn't you rather taste something else? Muhuhahahahahaha! Thanks so much for listening! Please leave a comment at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com, and I will respond on the show. If you call the listener line at 206-666-5063, I will play it on the show. If you wish to communicate with me and not have it read or played on the show or discussed, please email me at hellowaffles@gmail.com. I promise to respond. If I've forgotten anyone, please remind me! HW:44 Genre: Stupid
March 18, 2008 05:02 AM PDT
This is a train wreck. The background music is a little too loud, and we're incoherent. I'm terribly sorry. There's some discussion around being Irish, Genre magazine, new crystal meth ads "I LOST ME TO METH!", and comments. NEW NEW NEW Listener line--206-666-5063. Call the listener line and be played on the show! I promise! Or, you can leave a comment at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com. If you prefer to have your comment not read on the show as per new policy, please email to hellowaffles@gmail.com. Thank you so much for your support. I appreciate it. And then I give you a show like this. So sad. I'll do better. I promise! HW#43: Kalvin talks kinnk
March 11, 2008 06:38 AM PDT
I talk about guns, Master / slave relationships, and address comments. Please leave comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com or email at hellowaffles@gmail.com Thanks so much for listening! HW#42: Short
March 07, 2008 06:19 PM PST
I talk about gay assimilation, marriage, sex, and subjectivity. Hopefully this makes more sense than when I've talked about it in the past. HW#41: Feedback I beg you!
March 05, 2008 07:22 PM PST
I'm desperate for feedback. I also talk about coincidences. Then fashion. Then there is some poor quality audio of JR and I shopping for cars. Feel free to fast forward. Lesbian song at the end. Should I get a new phone line? Should I have an intro? Please comment at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or http://hellowaffles.wordpress.com or per email at hellowaffles@gmail.com. PLEASE! HW#40: We hate Larry Kramer
March 01, 2008 10:10 AM PST
Plushie Rodriguez joins Kalvin for discussion about piss, sex work, family and love. I promise that next time I will address comments more fully. My apologies to Amerinz and Michael in Stuttgart. Thanks for listening! Please please please leave a comment at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com. It would make my day. HW#39: Catching UP.
February 26, 2008 10:23 PM PST
JR is in a less than enthusiastic mood. And he ate all the ice cream. Intro Song is from Tom Wilson, All American Boy a 1982 gay classic. Hope you enjoy. Comments at hellowaffles@gmail.com or hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com HW#38: Abjection
January 24, 2008 11:47 PM PST
Jethro joins Kalvin for a less than politically correct chat. It's good to be back! Please leave me comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com. I miss hearing from you. OR send emails to hellowaffles@gmail.com and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE answer Jethro's questions. Jethro's questions. 1. Do you use objection in your sex—physically, mentally, verbally?
HW#37: Ronnie, Cont.
December 18, 2007 03:29 PM PST
Story continued. Go to blog to see more thoughts. Special thanks to Michael! And hope that everyone is having a great winter season! --Kalvin HW#36: Ronnie
December 05, 2007 02:13 PM PST
Story continues. I've been blogging more lately. Go there to see my thoughts. http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or email per hellowaffles@gmail.com HW#35: In Particular
October 05, 2007 03:16 PM PDT
http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com HW#34: Misc.
September 24, 2007 03:47 PM PDT
"We all know that a fag is a homosexual gentleman who has just left the room." -TC http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com HW#33: Attempts could be failures
September 19, 2007 08:38 PM PDT
I talk about the comments, and then I go into fiction. I'm a little embarrassed by how bad it is at this point, and I have no place to talk about pulp when I try and fix up what I've done. Beyond that, I'd love any feedback. Comments at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com or to hellowaffles (at) gmail.com Thanks again! Album art by Matthew at Spanking Bea Arthur! HW#32: Quickie
September 14, 2007 04:40 PM PDT
I talk about K. Griffin, Opera at the Park, Public Restrooms, and a Gay Author. HW#31: I'll call you lover
September 05, 2007 03:05 PM PDT
I talk about Guernville (again, but a different trip), my trip to Sacramento, and my general malaise and self-doubts. Sounds fascinating, no? HW#30: Fiction
August 23, 2007 03:23 PM PDT
Just fiction. No comments discussed. I figure I might try and split these sort of fiction comments and other comments into different shows. What do you guys think about that? Please let me know. Leave comments please at hellowaffles@gmail.com or http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com! Show art by Michael, thanks dearest! HW#29: JR Returns
August 21, 2007 11:41 AM PDT
A bit of discussion about lazy bear and other various and sundry things. Comment please at hellowaffles.blogspot.com or email at hellowaffles@gmail.com Thanks! HW#28: New Directions?
August 15, 2007 02:38 PM PDT
Some audio from my visit to San Diego. Plus, a possible new direction for the podcast. HW#27: A Return from The Dead
August 01, 2007 09:58 AM PDT
After three days in hell, he is risen. HW#26: Censorship
July 12, 2007 11:53 AM PDT
I talk about censorship, watersports, personal worth, etc. HW#25: Getting one out
July 03, 2007 04:23 PM PDT
Not the best ever. Listen if you choose. Podcast Art from Matthew @ Spanking Bea Arthur. HW#24: Who loves Jockstraps? I DO!
June 14, 2007 02:58 PM PDT
It's Jockstraps Everyone! HW#23: I learned a new word! Hopefully fixed...
June 12, 2007 05:23 PM PDT
I talk about perceptions about Germany, Hatred, and Hemp! and the hike. Sorry for the audio issues, hopefully this fixes it. The Bubble Has Burst / Who loves Jockstraps?
June 08, 2007 10:18 AM PDT
I'm asking for submissions on why you either love or hate or are indifferent to jockstraps. Please send these submissions to hellowaffles@gmail.com Please include 1. Your feelings about jockstraps and any stories you have related to them
Please try and get submissions in by next Wednesday, June 13th, 2007. Thanks so much for participating! Special Thanks To Michael for the Album Art! HW#22: Jock Straps and Couscous
June 06, 2007 01:32 PM PDT
I talk about tons of things. Movies, jockstraps, bears, couscous, gender roles, comments, being fat, etc. Hope you enjoy. Send your comments to http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or http://hellowaffles.wordpress.com or per email to hellowaffles@gmail.com or you can call the listener line (PLEASE DO! I WOULD LOVE IT) at 206-6 MON KAL. DO IT! Or you'll be sorry... HW#21: Memorial Day
May 25, 2007 02:52 PM PDT
I talk about memorial day and gender issues, I get a little pissy. Album Art from Stuttgart Sex God Michael. Comments to hellowaffles.blogspot.com or hellowaffles.wordpress.com. Email to hellowaffles@gmail.com Have a happy holiday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARCHERR! HW#20: ∑; x) Hello Star Waffles
May 22, 2007 05:35 PM PDT
A big weekend, and the rest of the week and delights from listeners and corresponding thanks. Danke sehr, Michael! Podcast art from Michael. Pedal Tones
May 16, 2007 12:21 PM PDT
If you already know what a pedal tone is, this may not be very interesting. Hope this helps! HW#19: Cough, Cough
May 14, 2007 07:15 PM PDT
I talk about racism, redemption and pedal tones. Won't you listen to me ramble? Email to hellowaffles@gmail.com and comments at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or http://hellowaffles.wordpress.com if you feel so inclined! HW#18: So Tired...
May 09, 2007 03:47 PM PDT
I muse a bit about mother's day, gays as spiritual community members, eggs, and my walks to the gym. HW#17: What does it mean to have a mormon family?
May 02, 2007 05:32 PM PDT
In addressing the comments I take a very long detour into mormonism and how it is more of a cult than anything else. I also talk about the difficulties this makes for me with my family. Not such a downer as the last one. Leave comments at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or http://hellowaffles.wordpress.com or per email at hellowaffles@gmail.com or call the My Kalvin line at 206-6 Mon Kal. Pretentious, isn't it. Have a good one everyone! HW#16: Q-Tip
April 30, 2007 04:53 PM PDT
No show notes. Send comments to hellowaffles@gmail.com. I'm working on the wordpress site. Volunteers anyone? HW#15: ONE YEAR BLOGIVERSARY
April 24, 2007 07:02 PM PDT
I talk about what blogging and podcasting means to me and how it has changed over time. Sorry for the overload on content! Leave comments at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or per email at hellowaffles.gmail.com. Thanks! HW#14: Chatting with Jethro
April 23, 2007 10:15 AM PDT
Tomorrow is my bloggoversary! This episode is probably bound to offend everyone at some point, so be warned! Jethro and I chat while we're drunk at 4 am. Leave a comment at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or per email at hellowaffles@gmail.com. Thanks for listening. Leave a review on i-tunes if you feel so inclined. HW#13: Podcasts and Queer
April 19, 2007 08:42 PM PDT
My podomatic account is almost out of bandwidth. If you get the error message just try downloading again on the 20th of April 2007 (PST) and it should be working again. Sorry! I talk about some podcasts that are new to me, feedback, podcasting norms, A-Gays, stratifying sex acts, abortion...it's all over the place! If I didn't mention your podcast, that in no way means that I don't listen to you or wouldn't reccommend you. Thanks for listening. Comments are invaluable and appreciated greatly. You can leave them anonymously if you wish. Send comments per email at hellowaffles@gmail.com or at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com. Arriba! HW#12 Part 2: Finishing up the story
April 16, 2007 10:52 AM PDT
I finish up the story. I also read two passages from one of my favorite books. Thanks for your indulgence. Leave comments at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or per email at hellowaffles@gmail.com. If you don't want me to read them in the podcast, you can post anonymously, or just say so in your communications. Thanks for listening! Also tell me if I'm posting too often as to overload you! HW#12 Part 1: Continuing my story and Happy Birthday Tigger!!!
April 12, 2007 03:42 PM PDT
Happy 39th to Tigger at Tiggercast.com. Check him out! I pick up the story at my mission. It seemed to long for one cast, so I have split it into two parts. I'll post the next perhaps over the weekend or next week unless I hear that it's wanted earlier. Please leave a comment at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or per email at hellowaffles@gmail.com. Thanks so much for listening, I really aprreciate it, and I love all feedback. HW#11: I thought this would never happen
April 09, 2007 09:11 PM PDT
JR joins me in a surprise move. We talk about how we met, and how the bullet was an absolute waste of money and how JR needs to be watched when it comes to purchases. Enjoy! HW#10: You are too young to be old
April 03, 2007 04:41 PM PDT
Title is a quote from Jim Morrison. I continue with my story of growing up mormon and OCD up until I went on my mission. Then I address comments. Thanks for your comments. Please leave a comment at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or per email at hellowaffles@gmail.com And if you get a chance, leave my desolate i-tunes page a review if you feel so inclined. Thanks for listening! HW#9: Empress of Colma
March 27, 2007 04:53 PM PDT
Sorry for peaking out so much first off! I talk about the visit from my euphamistically named mother-in-law. I talk about all the things we did this weekend. I also talk about issues in comments. I close out with an old post that sums up how I'm feeling lately. Please comment at http://hellowaffles.blogspot.com or email at hellowaffles@gmail.com. And if you feel very inclined leave a review at i-Tunes. HW#8: Talking about growing up mormon and OCD
March 21, 2007 02:42 PM PDT
I start off by addressing comments left on the last show. Thereafter, I begin to talk about my growing up mormon. I start off talking about my family history. Then, I talk about what mormon life is generally like. I talk about my shame surrounding my sexuality and subsequent events, and leave the rest of the story for a later podcast. HW#7: Gay Christians, Intersexuals and Responding to Comments about Sex and Risks
March 19, 2007 04:22 PM PDT
I start off talking about the ways that one can be gay and christian in my own opinion. I start to talk more about community in general. Then I respond to comments about podcast number 6. HW#6: Safer Sex/Barebacking and Special Guest Darin
March 14, 2007 11:15 AM PDT
The first 20 minutes I talk about sex and risks. Then for the last 40 minutes I chat with Darin from APNH at darinstuff.blogspot.com. HW#5: Talking about being on a mission
March 08, 2007 04:05 PM PST
I ramble a bit at the beginning, and then I begin to share some of my experiences that I had while on a mormon mission. HW#4: Talking, talking.
February 28, 2007 05:28 PM PST
I talk about Los Angeles, the Supreme Court, and bears. Episode 3
February 22, 2007 10:05 PM PST
I talk about last weekend. A lighter tone prevails. Episode 2
February 15, 2007 03:13 PM PST
I talk about Age in the gay community and Politics and bears and labels--with little coherency or cogency. Episode 1
February 12, 2007 04:46 PM PST
An attempt at a podcast. Sigh. My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-accfee6bdbd140bb5b0d1dc6eeeaf2db} |
Podcast SummaryEverybody thinks I'm pretentious, so I'm just going to embrace it. My little offensive line in re this topic: "If you think I'm pretentious, you're probably right, but you might also just be stupid." So, if you're already offended, you may not know that almost everything I do is with an air of irony, sarcasm, satire and/or self-deprecation. And I'm big ol' queer fag homosexual gay and sometimes cub. About hellowafflesFans of this Show
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